Ahh, there is nothing like a nice glass of Placenta.
Would you like yours chilled or body temp.?
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Live Fast Die.....quietly in your sleep.

R.I.P
Robert 'Evel' Knievel
October 17, 1938 - November 30, 2007

He always had a special place in my heart. I think it all started way back in '76 when I 'married' him (in action figure form) to my Lindsay Wagner Bionic Woman doll ........they were so happy together. That is until my uncles mutt got his teeth on Lindsay, chewed her foot off and damaged her beyond repair, Evel was never the same.


In Loving Memory.

Meat?

Pack all your troubles in your old lunch bag and smile smile smile.....
Everybody sing.

(Knuttz)

Dear Shitface....

Collection agency addresses collection notice to "SHIT FACE."
The letter begins, "Dear SHIT..." Below a line where the debtor is supposed to sign, the pejorative again appears. Best of all, the debt is only $16.39, for Columbia House (purveyors of fine 1cent for 624,215 CD offers). The debtor signed an affidavit saying he didn't sign up under that name, nor did he use profanity in his correspondence. Consumer lawyer and sometimes Consumerist contributing blogger Sam Glover thinks the sobriquet is a deliberate touch by the debt collector. Debt collectors frequently resort to intimidation, though they "don't usually document their harassment."

...and I thought just dropping the the cards in the mail blank was enough.
From now on you may call me....Dumbass.





(The Consumerist via Caveat Emptor)


zanna

Bugs.

"You open up the incision in this guy's belly, and extract the parasites from his gut with the included tweezers. Then you put the blood-suckers into your mouth, and chew the gummy goodness."
I love candy and gummies are my favorite but these give me the 'NO'.
There is always interesting stuff on The Junk Food blog.
Take a look.
zanna

The horror.

TIME rates this movie #20 on their list of the best horror movies of all time and I'll have to agree with them. I remember the feeling I had when I first saw it....ya know the 'Bambi's mom is dead, really dead' feeling. That brought on the 'MY mom could die' feeling and of course that led to the 'I could die' feeling.....very traumatic for an 8yr old. Disney seems to have special talent for horribly abusing and executing cute cuddly characters in much too life-like ways. I love them for that.
Thanks neatorama
zanna

Dancing shoes

Love these shoes, so sweet.
More at Salakauppa....the secret shop.

Thanks Neatorama

zanna

The good old days.

April 1910. "1 a.m. Pin boys working in Subway Bowling Alleys, 65 South Street, Brooklyn, N.Y., every night. Three smaller boys were kept out of the photo by Boss."

I blow a kiss to the inventor of the automatic pin-setter.
A nice selection of old photos over at
Shorpy The 100 year old Photo Blog.


zanna

waka waka waka

This one's for you, Charmelita!
With thanks to BODYTWO!

Be careful.

Some good advice from a short list of animals that may or may not pose a threat to you on a daily basis.

We love Neatorama.

Banned from Kmart.

I used to live in Reno, I probably shopped at this Kmart.
This letter explains a lot.

uh....thanks random photo generator.

Want that!

I thinks this is a fur coat that I could wear without guilt.

completely KNUTTZ

Aaaaarrrrgh.

It be 'Talk like a Pirate Day' ya bilge rats!

Thanks BME.

fritzi

C'mon Fritzi ......mind the leather!

Wife Power.

Nazi's out of Knoxville!

" Knoxville rejects Nazis and Klan.

Saturday May 26th the VNN Vanguard Nazi/KKK group attempted to host a hate rally to try to take advantage of the brutal murder of a white couple for media and recruitment purposes. http://www.volunteertv.com/special

Unfortunately for them the 100th ARA (Anti Racist Action) clown block came and handed them their asses by making them appear like the asses they were.

Alex Linder the founder of VNN and the lead organizer of the rally kicked off events by rushing the clowns in a fit of rage, and was promptly arrested by 4 Knoxville police officers who dropped him to the ground when he resisted and dragged him off past the red shiny shoes of the clowns. http://www.volunteertv.com/home/headlines/7704982.html

“White Power!” the Nazi’s shouted, “White Flour?” the clowns yelled back running in circles throwing flour in the air and raising separate letters which spelt “White Flour”.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s angrily shouted once more, “White flowers?” the clowns cheers and threw white flowers in the air and danced about merrily.

“White Power!” the Nazi’s tried once again in a doomed and somewhat funny attempt to clarify their message, “ohhhhhh!” the clowns yelled “Tight Shower!” and held a solar shower in the air and all tried to crowd under to get clean as per the Klan’s directions.

At this point several of the Nazi’s and Klan members began clutching their hearts as if they were about to have a heart attack. Their beady eyes bulged, and the veins in their tiny narrow foreheads beat in rage. One last time they screamed “White Power!”

The clown women thought they finally understood what the Klan was trying to say. “Ohhhhh…” the women clowns said. “Now we understand…”, “WIFE POWER!” they lifted the letters up in the air, grabbed the nearest male clowns and lifted them in their arms and ran about merrily chanting “WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER! WIFE POWER!”

It was at this point that several observers reported seeing several Klan members heads exploding in rage and they stopped trying to explain to the clowns what they wanted."

MORE.....

Like I've said before....'Don't Mess With The Clowns!'
thanks Neatorama

The Kama Sutra

I'll let you make up your own jokes about it being a pop-up book.
My usual morning blog reading brought me to Arty Bees Books. Lots of good stuff.
I especially liked the bizarre books section. I may or may not own 1 or 4 of the books listed there......quess which ones.

Babies first gas mask.

Neatorama showcased Babies First Riot Helmet but I like this.
What self-respecting paranoid would be caught out in public anyway.
The Bomb Blanket is also a smart buy.

For when you really really need to leave the house.
bulletproofbaby has everything you need to keep your baby safe in these elevated anxiety times.