I'll let you make up your own jokes about it being a pop-up book. My usual morning blog reading brought me to Arty Bees Books. Lots of good stuff. I especially liked the bizarre books section. I may or may not own 1 or 4 of the books listed there......quess which ones.
Neatorama showcased Babies First Riot Helmet but I like this. What self-respecting paranoid would be caught out in public anyway. The Bomb Blanket is also a smart buy. For when you really really need to leave the house. bulletproofbaby has everything you need to keep your baby safe in these elevated anxiety times.
I'm a wife, mother, daughter, friend. I love my family, being in my 30's, my hair really short, long camping trips and candy. I wish I was a better bowler and had more time to cook and sleep.