Meat?

Pack all your troubles in your old lunch bag and smile smile smile.....
Everybody sing.

(Knuttz)

Dear Shitface....

Collection agency addresses collection notice to "SHIT FACE."
The letter begins, "Dear SHIT..." Below a line where the debtor is supposed to sign, the pejorative again appears. Best of all, the debt is only $16.39, for Columbia House (purveyors of fine 1cent for 624,215 CD offers). The debtor signed an affidavit saying he didn't sign up under that name, nor did he use profanity in his correspondence. Consumer lawyer and sometimes Consumerist contributing blogger Sam Glover thinks the sobriquet is a deliberate touch by the debt collector. Debt collectors frequently resort to intimidation, though they "don't usually document their harassment."

...and I thought just dropping the the cards in the mail blank was enough.
From now on you may call me....Dumbass.





(The Consumerist via Caveat Emptor)


zanna

Bugs.

"You open up the incision in this guy's belly, and extract the parasites from his gut with the included tweezers. Then you put the blood-suckers into your mouth, and chew the gummy goodness."
I love candy and gummies are my favorite but these give me the 'NO'.
There is always interesting stuff on The Junk Food blog.
Take a look.
zanna